{"id":648,"date":"2013-03-20T12:02:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T12:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awemous.co.uk\/?p=648"},"modified":"2013-03-26T02:08:14","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T02:08:14","slug":"scrunch-or-fold-this-andrex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awemous.co.uk\/adverts\/scrunch-or-fold-this-andrex\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrunch or Fold this Andrex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9dBYzgW7xjk\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In this video by Andrex about your toilet wiping activities, a bunch of z-list\u00a0&#8216;celebrities&#8217;\u00a0ask us what we do with our paper &#8211; Scrunch or Fold? What is that even about?<\/p>\n<p>So for the benefits of science, I took a quick poll at Awemous Towers this week. It revealed the following:<\/p>\n<p>1. People &#8216;wipe&#8217; their bums with toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p>2. No-one &#8216;scrunches&#8217; or &#8216;folds&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>So, why the heck would Andrex\u00a0devote an entire campaign, including TV, radio, DM, press and digital derivatives, to an activity that doesn&#8217;t exist? Are they trying to evolve our toilet habits to those mentioned in the amazing Demolition Man movie? You know, the three seashells&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OrWcEGDXOUg\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>For a more detailed discussion on what the three seashells may be, head over to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/shorts\/three-seashells\/\" target=\"_blank\">imockery<\/a>\u00a0(WARNING: includes \u00a0diagrams).\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/planetarbitrary.com\/2011\/04\/stupid-sexy-science-the-three-seashells\/\" target=\"_blank\">Planet Arbitrary<\/a> also has a nice precis on the three seashells too including the box packaging.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/awemous.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/three-seashells.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-649\" alt=\"three seashells\" src=\"https:\/\/awemous.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/three-seashells.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, if Andrex had done something like this then I think we can agree they might be on to something. A whole-hearted discussion about the future of our toilet habits, what new advances might occur, how they&#8217;re pushing the boundaries, flushing out the old ideas&#8230;etc. would have been novel and thought inducing.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, we get vacuous\u00a0nonsense about a principle of toilet behaviour that doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p>I really have been stuck about whether or not to post anything about this dross. I mean, it is truly dreadful. I think they can only have approved it on the basis that <strong>any publicity is good publicity, even if it is bad<\/strong>. That and their marketing director must have gone mad. Why are we having public discussions about our private behaviours? And where do we go from here if this is now conversational material? It&#8217;s a slippery slope to chatting about haemorrhoids and anal fissures next. It&#8217;s not as if Andrex has a brand issue. Their paper is synonymous with the toilet activity. It&#8217;s almost a given that you buy it. This sort of sordid advertising can only hurt matters.<\/p>\n<p>We know who to blame though, don&#8217;t we? The rise of the Digital Playboy in marketing departments. The bloke who wants to have a &#8216;conversation&#8217; and &#8216;lead the discussion&#8217; online. Content Marketing Whizzkid and Digital Playboy will be counting tweets, mentions and likes (regardless of their actual content) and presenting it to the Andrex marketing department as signs of success. However, sales are the ultimate sign of success, and I think that Andrex may well find out that this has been a disaster for them. It won&#8217;t bother Digital Playboy and Content Marketing Whizzkid though as they&#8217;ll have plotted their next move to another agency \/ marketing dept on the basis of those &#8216;likes&#8217; and be heading up the corporate ladder accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m running out of words to discuss how bad it is. Hang on, that&#8217;s not true. I could describe it for a long time. <strong>It&#8217;s just that all those words would involve swearing<\/strong>. Ultimately, I should just say, Andrex, please ring me if you need some help with your marketing.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a small synopsis of what the rest of the world thinks of it too:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.abccopywriting.com\/2013\/02\/07\/scrunch-fold-or-cringe\" target=\"_blank\">Scrunch, fold or cringe?<\/a>\u00a0(ABC copywriting)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en_uk\/read\/the-worst-advertising-campaign-in-history\" target=\"_blank\">THIS IS THE WORST ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN EVER<\/a> (vice.com)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/adturds.co.uk\/2013\/02\/andrex-scrunch-or-fold-advert\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scrunch or Fold: Worst Campaign Ever<\/a> (Adturds)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.marketingmagazine.co.uk\/news\/1173259\/Helen-Edwards-scrunch-fold-Theres-one-place-Andrexs-ads-belong\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scrunch or fold? There&#8217;s only one place Andrex&#8217;s ads belong<\/a> (Marketing Magazine)<\/p>\n<p>and from Twitter:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>\u2014 Eleanor Cox (@Dr_coxy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dr_coxy\/status\/314286081036124160\">March 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Anyone else a little weirded out by the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23Andrex\">#Andrex<\/a> scrunch or fold ad?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23toomuchinformation\">#toomuchinformation<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fizzywizzywoo (@Fizzywizzywoo1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Fizzywizzywoo1\/status\/311919210873896961\">March 13, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>&#8216;scrunch or fold?&#8217; mate I just wipe my arse<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 F4iry sl0th moth3r (@Tw4talie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tw4talie\/status\/312280536519417856\">March 14, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>New Andrex ad Scrunch or Fold-What do u do? Seriously Andrex is there any need???? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23PutMeOffYourPaperWhyDontU\">#PutMeOffYourPaperWhyDontU<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rachel tucker (@racheltucker1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/racheltucker1\/status\/306744608350691328\">February 27, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.6; font-size: 1.3rem;\">and one which we wish would happen:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Andrex suspends its entire marketing department in the wake of itsdisastrously misjudged &#8220;Scrunch or fold?&#8221; advertising campaign.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FakeShowbizNews\/status\/305678869413904384\">February 24, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll give the last word on this to the agency&#8217;s blog on the subject. After all that abuse they need some help. It&#8217;s a thinly veiled attempt to inject some humour into the campaign called <a href=\"https:\/\/foldorscrunch.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fold or Scrunch<\/a>. Some fun things on there including a good debate on the correct way to place the roll on the holder, with paper out or in&#8230;? 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