Apple Jumps the Shark

Apple gives up completely on trying out new ideas and instead ‘invents’ an entirely ‘new’ feature for its iPhone 5 by making it fit ALL hands perfectly. This despite hands being different sizes.

This despite it not being a feature at all, an advancement or anything worth talking about.

That’s right. Apple is now advertising the fact that the phone can be operated by a hand. Presumably previous iPhones couldn’t be…?

This is not a feature Apple. If you have nothing to talk about, best not to talk about anything. You just look stupid.

And if you want to know what stupid looks like, just ask Fonzie.