Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. *shaking head*
What the hell is Brad Pitt (previously one of the coolest men on the planet) doing mumbling gibberish in B&W for ladies smelleries Chanel?
How much money can Brad need that he has to resort to this? His movies give him regular pay packets in the $1m+ range. More money than most people will even hear of let alone see in their lifetime.
We expect better Brad. And you should know better than to sell your soul to the man to push smelly nonsense on the masses.
I suspect witchcraft is involved. Somebody at Chanel has a little man doll with a tuft of Brad’s whiskery beard stapled to it and they now control his every move.
Be strong Brad, break free, become a man again.